Was in the pub with the lads the other day when one of them popped off for a slash, leaving his phone on the table.
Within seconds, my mate swapped his number with this lad's girlfriend's number, without changing the name.
So, the lad comes back from the toilet and sits down. My mate then precedes to text him, under the table - something along the lines of - 'I've had such a long day, get back home, I've got a special surprise for you involving lube and lingerie ;-) xxx'.
Expecting this lad to get up and go, without saying a word, he texts back his girlfriend - 'Sorry love. Not tonight. Out with the boys. Record Facejacker. '.
Free drinks all night for a true LAD.